Good underwear could solve all of the world's problems. Well, probably.

Women always want to seem to know:

Boxers or briefs?

It's not that I don't understand the question. It's just that two things about the question strike me squarely in the thinker.

[1] What about boxer-briefs? Why don't they get any love in the debate? Because, really, they combine the best elements of both: they're stylish like boxers and they keep the boys properly in place like briefs, but without all the confinement of briefs.

[2] Why is this a question? You don't see me being all like "What's up, girl? So, hot Vicky's Secret draws, or Granny Panties?"

And, honestly, does it really even matter in the bedroom?

Because everyone knows that naked is best.